Preventing Poor Layering Decisions And Maximizing Slapping Effects

You know when the temperature is getting warmer, but it’s still not all that warm? You fuck around and throw on some layers only to find your armpits dripping with sweat and chafing like a motherfucker against your body when you swing your arms because you walk like a goddamn ape. Then you lose a layer and almost catch a case of hypothermia in the middle of a street. It’s awful, really. These Stone Island jackets will prevent said poor layering decisions and keep you warm...or cool...or whatever the fuck the weather dictates at that given moment. Also, hit the baby powder to keep the chafing to a minimum and maximize the effects of slapping your friends.

  • Michael

    you can’t expect me to get a How High reference without any context, assuming that is what you’re referencing