Pretentious Sex Offenders

Man, collaborations are getting more and more specific. This season Reigning Champ teamed up with renowned photographer Takashi Kumagai for these sweatpants. YOU HAVE HEARD OF RENOWNED PHOTOGRAPHER TAKASHI KUMAGAI HAVEN’T YOU? I like these sweats because of the slimmer fit and gathered cuffs. You should be wearing gathered cuff sweats with Wallabees or high top sneakers. Don’t ask me why, that’s just, like, an unwritten rule when it comes to wearing sweatpants, my dudes. Also, wear your sweatpants with a v expensive topcoat like Yung Woolfenstein has mentioned in the past. That way you look like a pretentious sex offender. Like, you only expose yourself in the Shake Shack line or at Bergdorf Goodman.