Pretentious Polos Are The Very Cynosure Of The Genre

Y’all know Drake’s, right? That tie brand that makes some of the tastiest nooses on the Internet? WRONG because if you thought that all Drake’s of London (say the full name so I know it's real) made was ties then you’re as herbal as the tea on my desk that I use to power through my hangovers. The UK-based gods recently started stocking their coveted polos online and if you had basics this tight 2 years ago you might have actually gotten photographed at Pitti. The Drake’s polo is “the very cynosure of the genre,” a pretentious shirt so expertly crafted that it’s described with a ridiculous English noun that means “a focal point of attention and admiration." The more you know, I guess?