Is it just me or does Dries Van Noten make sneakers that look like they’re from the future? I guess in my future, everyone wears really awesome sneakers made out of, like, five different materials. I bet everyone wears drop crotches in the future too. I think it will be more of a comfort based decision that a fashion one—have you worn drop crotch pants before? They are way more comfortable than those sized down three sizes APCs that hug your crotch like a sloth does a tree. (Do sloths even grip things tightly? For the purposes of this post let’s assume they do.) So get these sneakers from Tres Bien and be prepared for when the future comes. Or you could just be that guy who works out in Dries Van Noten trainers. Please be that guy. You probably sprinkle diamonds on everything you eat because it makes your dookie twinkle.