Popular Amongst The Male Population Of Planet Earth

Outlier's Shank Jacket is a staple of the brand, but the shit always sells out crazy fast because, as it turns out, trucker jackets are pretty popular amongst the male population of Planet Earth. But the good news is that they just re-stocked it. Shit, I guess I should probably cop first before I hit publish on this post to ensure I can get a medium. Yeah, we sandbag the shit out of you guys all the time. We probably should have a conscience about it, but some of your are such dickheads and have wildly skewed our moral compass. Anyway, this trucker jacket is special because its constructed out of a kind of stretch material so you don't have to feel like you're walking around with medieval body armor on your back. I guess that also helps whenever you wanna run around some dunes as Outlier evidently suggests you should do.

  • kingleeroi

    ‘. . . its constructed out of a kind of stretch material so you don’t have to
    feel like you’re walking around with medieval body armor on your back.’

    This is exactly what my Levis trucker feels like.

  • London Calling

    Your funniest post yet, Jake! Salut!