Pocket Vomit

Drake's makes scarves and pocket squares for dudes who don’t give a shit about things like Global Warming and getting cancer from cigarettes because they are so fucking wealthy and killing it things like that don’t affect them. For real, if you ever meet someone draped in layers of Drake’s scarves you can just go ahead and assume that they are actually 120 years old, but only look 35 because of all the gene therapy they've undergone. That or their parents are rich and every time they go to their summer house in Montauk they steal their dad’s scarves. I like this animal print pocket square because I lived through the reign of the Sprezz Lordz and can't put on a jacket without having the pocket vomit out, like, four feet of silk.

  • http://www.evilmerino.tumblr.com/ Evil Merino

    Miss the sprezz. When all that mattered was Drake’s, Finamore cutaways, Isaia, and some John Lobb’s.

    • Guest

      yo dog, thats a cotton pochette, do you even sprezz?

      haha, nah you aight moy.

      Sprezz>Swag.

  • Angelo

    yo dog, thats a cotton pochette, do you even sprezz?

    haha, nah you aight moy.

    Sprezz>Swag..