Pleasantly Hammered At 2:45 PM

Sassafras makes this linen popover, which means it's automatically cooler than the last linen popover I wrote about. You gotta wear this with some Bermuda shorts and a bucket hat like that old guy in Key West who sold a bunch of company stock and cashed in his 401K early and now lives on an island where he has become an expert in growing lime trees and getting pleasantly hammered at 2:45pm. That guy used to be such an asshole, but once he stopped working to pay off his kid's student loans he got mad chill. Homie makes a mean mojito too.

  • mordeaux

    Moy’s stance on bucket hats is perfectly summed up by B.o.B’s intro to Gangsta Grillz mixtape tho… No one saw that coming