Plagiarizing Properly

I don’t know shit about Barbour or Barbour Dept. (B) because I refuse to research or fact check anything because that shit is for chumps. What I do know is that this sweatshirt thing is pretty fucking dope. It’s got a weird pattern, a built in hood and a half-placket. That’s all I really have to say on this, so, in the meantime, just pretend I made a really pithy observation about it like I was Jon Caramanica. You will impress the fuck out of a fashion biddy if you say something along the lines of, "I love the store, don’t get me wrong, but the rare use of color comes off more as an affront than a feeling of joy or relief." That was basically a Caramanica quote, but jazzed the fuck up a little aka made worse BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU PLAGIARIZE PROPERLY.

  • fuccyouraunty

    shit is weak bruh

  • connor

    looks like they took 90’s bus upholstery fabric and made it look like a turtle