Personas Are Hard To Live Up To

Margaret Howell is a designer that I use to low key judge your wardrobe. Like, not your sense of style, because your Tumblr is on point, my guy. But if we ever hang out and grab some expensive coffees, you better have some understated British basics in the mix. Whenever someone has MH on I just assume they are at least 1/10 as cool as their internet persona, which, when it comes to real persona vs. internet persona coolness levels, is a v high fraction. Most people are, like, 1/800 as cool as their internet persona. Personas are hard to live up to. I TALK IN ALL CAPS IN PERSON JUST TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES. ONE TIME I YELLED AT MY TAXI DRIVER BECAUSE I WAS GETTING INTO CHARACTER FOR A PARTY AT UNIS.