Penumbral Companies And Bad Guys In Colin Farrell Movies

I fucks with Slowear because they're #menswear's official penumbral company. You know Incotex? The trousers StyleForum convinced you were extremely "essential"? You know, someone said they found them at Daffy's and you spent an entire summer going to every shitty Daffy's around looking for a pair? Yeah, well, Slowear owns Incotex. Anyways, this has got to be the easiest going linen shirt I've seen all season. There aren’t even any buttons on this joint to potentially frustrate you. Just slip it on and your summer is made. It's perfect if you want to look like the bad guy in a Colin Farrell movie.

  • Matt

    I’ll do you one better: http://bit.ly/XorxNj What she order, fish filet?

  • Michael

    bad guy in a Colin Farrell movie conjures up zero images in my mind

  • NO

    pirate shirt. ntb

  • saywhat

    The word you’re thinking of is “penultimate” and it’s still wrong.

    Sincerely,
    A. Pedant