Parents, Here’s How You Get People To Slob On Your Kid’s Blog

This one is for the parents because God knows none of you dirtbags can possibly afford it. Parental figures, this Saint Laurent leatha is perfect for you to buy your pale, white, privileged kid who only shoots black and white photos. His Tumblr following will quadruple in size with droves of androgynous Japanese girls and weird guys who actually like androgynous Japanese girls, or guys, slobbering all over his blog. Follow the link above, head on over to Mr. Porter and put a down payment on a midsize sedan.