#OY Is Not A Compliment

These Sahaja beanies are noteworthy for their flecked merino/ca$hmere blend. You need a sensible hat for the winter unless you live in, like, Florida or Arizona. In that case, you should probably move because Florida is basically America’s penis and Arizona is just way, way too hot to be liveable. I was going to include California on the list of states that are too warm for beanies, but I’m pretty sure dudes in LA invented wearing beanies year-round. But for real, proper headwear is important. Didn’t your mom ever tell you that you lose most of your body heat through your head? I didn’t really pay attention to her either, but, if anything, mom advice is good for justifying a $280 beanie. Wear it really slouchy and Mister Mort will make a Vine of you hashtagged "#OY". FYI that shit is not a compliment.