Oxymoronical

If you’re gonna get a chambray shirt you might as well get one from Monitaly. Need further convincing? It’s made with triple needle construction. Remember when everyone was all about Steven Alan single needle shirts? FUCK THAT NOISE, WE'RE ALL ABOUT TRIPLE STITCHES. Why? Because this is America and we're all about more is better. Also because dainty chambray is like dainty offensive linemen—OXYMORONICAL. Peep that tiny little pocket above the cuff. What do you think that’s for? Condoms? Shanks? Knives? Dime bags? Buy the shirt and experiment with your pocket accoutrement.