Owning Up To Your Crutches

Shoulder patterns are the new dip dye. I REALLY HAVE TO STOP SAYING THINGS ARE THE NEW OTHER THINGS. It’s a crutch, I know it. You know what else I have to stop doing? Buying sweaters. I have far too many and let’s face, shit is only really cold, like, one month a year these days. Unless you’re a New Yorker. Reading a New Yorker’s tweets about their commutes during any and all inclement weather makes it seem like walking 8 blocks in snow is harder than Santiago pulling in that fucking Marlin. Uh, right the sweater...Space Cadet sweater by Uniforms For The Dedicated. Available at Hickoree’s. ON SALE. WOO!

  • Smrado

    Very well written