One Million Dollars In Hundreds Weighs Twenty Pounds

Yo, Draught Dry Goods, you get me. The getaway duffel is called the getaway duffel because it was designed to hold a million dollars in cash. How much would a million dollars in cash weigh? Depends on the denomination you’re fucking with. Basically, based on some very thorough research (i.e. clicking on the first link that popped up after a thoughtless Google search) any bill weighs approximately 1 gram. So, I would recommend getting 100 dollar bills because then your getaway duffel would only weigh around 20 pounds. Plus, you gotta leave room for your burner and disguise. Personally, my disguise would be a really nice suit because no one ever questions a guy in a nice suit, especially when they have a duffel bag full of cash and a loaded burner.