No One Looks Cool In Airport Security

Hey Robert Geller, this zip blazer is rad. Just having a zipper instead of a traditional button stance makes this kind of weird and cool. If I owned this I would make sure to to wear it on an international flight. I would have on luxuriously casual trousers and incredibly expensive sneakers and really nice, organized luggage. All my electronics would be sleek and black and as aesthetically appealing as they are functional. My socks would be, like, high-end "airport" socks designed to be expensive because of some luxe fibers or whatever and the word "airport" in the product description. Granted, I'd still look super goofy standing in line, waiting to do the Vitruvian Man pose for security. NO ONE LOOKS COOL IN AIRPORT SECURITY. And that's exactly how we all justify getting McDonald's breakfast before takeoff.

  • mikeylab

    no need to justify an egg mcmuffin

  • RobbyHundreds

    Funny thing is we carry this piece and a bunch other dope items for less then half the price due to a sweet consignment deal at my store down on West 8th. It’s an Army Navy Surplus store surprisingly. I PUT YA’LL ON FIRST!