One Gigantic, Impeccably-Tailored Piece Of Fabric

This 3 Layer Mac by Club Monaco is the tits. Where are the seams on this thing? It just looks like one gigantic impeccably tailored piece of fabric, right? Like, I’d pull this over me when the nights get cold and I’m all alone. It would just be me, this coat and a 24/7 loop of Lisa Ann videos for the night. I know what you’re thinking, and yes Lisa Ann is FOR SURE my #1 go to. It’s not even a question really. If I’m not in the Latina tab, I’m most definitely looking into any new videos of this chick. She would definitely love this coat too. She wouldn’t be able to keep her hands off me. I’m just thinking about it now. Excuse me, I've gotta run.

  • Nico

    You have good taste kid