No One Cares About Your Comfort

Clothsurgeon, the brand behind some of the best leather-based gear we saw in 2013, is poised to serve up more fire for your corporeal being this year. Although the above shoe is ridiculously named the "SNIPPER" (sneaker + slipper? Come-the-fuck-on, guys), the python-looking leather, well, looks incredible. Made in collaboration with Modern Vice, these sneakers, unlike other, previous level bullshit, seem light enough for acceptable (if still definitely-super-sweaty) wear during hotter months. Though, to be quite frank, we don't really give a fuck about your comfort, and neither will anybody else when see how luxe your new kicks are. Details regarding the release are v sparse, but we will update you as soon as more information becomes available, though we don't really give a fuck about your piece of mind either.