The Obviously Dope And The Not Dope At All

Yo, this Bellerose fishtail parka is obviously dope. Though it has a faux fur lining, which is not dope at all. I mean, I’m probably the only one here that thinks it’d be cooler if it were real fur. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I WANT REAL SUGAR. I don’t eat fake meat because you should just embrace being a vegetarian and eat vegetables because SOY CHICKEN NUGZ ARE FUCKING ABOMINATIONS. I’m just saying. Opinions are like assholes, so relax if you disagree with me. Although, I will forgive faux fur more than I will soy chicken nuggets. If you invite me over and serve me faux meat I won’t say anything to your face, but on the ride home me and my girl will be talking mad shit about you.