Now That You’re Single

If you saw the Yeezus tour then you know Kanye's last alphet change of the show consisted of a Margiela man skirt. But given that almost all of the Jella he wore on tour was custom, you probably thought ever owning your own was totally out of the question. Thankfully, the lords at Tres Bien came through and picked up v similar option for the S/S 14 season. This shit is actually more of an apron than a skirt, which is something you should tell your girlfriend when she flips the fuck out at you for buying this. And no, showing her pictures of Kanye wearing it will absolutely not help your case whatsoever. Really though, the main issue here is people mistaking you for a rogue, nomadic barista when you're out here just casually going about your day. Chicks with French bulldogs will get all up in your grill asking about non-fat lattes and shit, which, actually, might not be such a bad thing now that you're single.