A “Regular Guy” Goes Shopping For The Best Online Menswear

For someone who writes for a menswear blog, I don't have much of a fashion sense. When we have guests over, Lawrence puts me in the attic to hide my shame. It's pretty bad. For this reason, I don’t normally write about clothes or style. Instead, my job at Four Pins more or less boils down to laying out saw dust when someone's kid pukes in the office. I let the big kids deal with the fashions, while I write about whatever the fuck lifestyle is. And I'm totally cool with that.

Then, a little while back, I see that Jake "Poor Man’s Sean Penn" Woolf wrote this article about The 25 Best Online Shops For Men. After checking out some of the stores on the list, I've decided that it's finally time to break my silence. Join me as I take on 20 items of clothing from 10 of the best online menswear stores to offer my unique and equally unqualified perspective.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • WAVY

    Right on all accounts ‘cept I had to skip 11. Don’t forget today is torrent day for us broke ppl

  • guest

    Just got number 19 in the mail. I can verify this assessment. People stare like you just stepped outta DeLorian. At least its waterproof…Hater juice aint stickin and all illuminati brain waves deflected. side note: ourlegacy.se customer service didn’t look down on me for being homeless.

  • Yes.

    Brilliant.

  • http://yachtclubhottub.tumblr.com/ prickasso

    this was so on point i even loled a couple times

  • Ghost of Jam Master Jay

    Yeah Matt has stepped his game up from when he first started

  • yolo

    Just cop a tight Nike Lightweight techfit jacket and turn it inside out, you get massive fucking pockets (iPad size, nigga) and you look like a walking fucking tinnie.

  • Modupe Oloruntoba

    *stands & claps*

  • Roel

    Please. write more of this stuff. this really cracked me up.