No Smoking Allowed

If you asked me to name the two most rebellious clothing items of all time, I'd probably say trucker jackets and leather jackets. Both remind me of Marlon Brando, James Dean, switch blades and a time when cigarettes weren't bad for you. Naturally, all of these are great. And that's exactly why this new Mr. Porter exclusive leather trucker jacket is so fucking awesome. It's made by Schott, who, I don't know if you know this, basically invented the leather jacket, so I think they do that shit pretty well. It's also lined in "sumptuous red satin," which just sounds sexy. I can't wait to wear this while I watch all my favorite Brando and James Dean flicks, while holding my head out the window to smoke a cigarette because cause there's no smoking allowed in my building.

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  • Dan

    Literally the corniest writer ever

    • TitiBoi

      this dude never got the “hamburger format” when he was taught to write.