No Moles Were Harmed During The Making Of This Shirt

Moleskin probably makes you think of gross, underground mammals that no one really ever sees. But it’s just cotton, people. A warm, rugged version of cotton, sure, but still just cotton. Dunderdon assured us that no moles were harmed during the making of this shirt. Although, all the highspeed internet cable required for me to type this post, send it to my editor and for you to read it probably has disrupted some natural habitat of the North American mole wherever the fuck that happens to be. To offset our mole imprint, Four Pins makes our interns ride stationary bikes to provide power for all of the editors’ MacBooks. Right, so get this joint and power flex on all your friends. WHAT IS THIS 1994 OR SOMETHING? YOUR STYLE IS LIKE DYING IN MY SLEEP. I’M NOT FEELIN' IT.