Guys, I think I'm super into tan, beige, taupe and other similarly bland ass sneakers. These Air Odyssey LTRs ain't half bad. You might usually shut down those five minutes before class starts when everyone is still walking in and taking their jackets off and stuff, but if you stroll in with these on your feet while wearing really basic shit, like a Hanes tee from a five-pack, EVERYONE WILL NOTICE YOUR RECENT FLOURISH. Yes, that's including the gorgeous teaching assistant who wears leather pants and big scarves and always gets a coffee and scone at the school café. You'll probably tickle her fancy because you remind her of the father of the French family she lived with when she did the Connecticut-Paris student art exchange, but, whatever, you'll take what you can get. Make sure you make eye contact and participate in the discussion on the Categorical Imperative a lot on this day.
