Nike And Cole Haan’s Lingering Feels

I thought Nike broke up with Cole Haan like your girlfriend in college? But evidently, like your break up, there were some lingering feels floating around in the ether. See, Nike left some of their Lunargrand soles at Cole Haan’s house and Cole Haan used them on these military-inspired boots that, like a serial killer, have yet to be given a release date. I like the super muted colorways and the sneaker-based bottoms actually doesn’t look that goofy. Just remember to wear socks. Who knows what kind of sexual tailspin Cole Haan's been through in the emotional wake of all this?

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    Inspiring words Jon

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