New York Friends Understand Ponchos

Outlier did the damn thing with their new poncho. I don’t know about you guys, but despite the amount of ponchos I’ve seen on the Internet, my personal poncho game remains fairly weak. That may be due to the fact that putting on a poncho isn’t the most graceful act in the world. Also, because I know for a fact my friends would call me Little Red Riding Hood or some equally slanderous shit. And I’m a sensitive dude that doesn't like to be teased. That being said, I absolutely fuck with these. It's times like these that I wish I lived in New York because my New York friends would get it and would just take my picture while I drank a $6 coffee instead of asking me how my bukkake shield was working out.