Your New Balance 998’s Have Officially Be Rendered Peasant Status

Aye! New Balance is about to bring that sweet 997 back, officially rendering your 998's peasant status. These still aren't as rare as those United Arrows 997.5's Kanye wore back in his Amber Rose period, but they're definitely crack. In the interest of hand holding, these would look incredible paired with some dad jeans and, say, a fishtail parka because every alphet looks infinitely better with a fishtail. The New Balance 997 will be available January 18 at Up There Store in Melbourne, Australia, so, yo, Raaaaaaaandy, if you get a break from riding kangaroos and cooking skrimp on the barbie, maybe hook it up, dawgie? Thanks, dude.

  • LogeyDubs92

    Can you hold our hands more? I’m basic and terrible so I appreciate it when you suggest alphets. This is not sarcastic, I promise.

  • fuccyouraunty

    these are tough. got me like NIGGA WE MADE IT!