Never Trust A Surly Coat Check Girl

Remember when quilted sportcoats were super cool, like, 10 months ago? Well, we off that. We on to quilted shackets now, my dudes. Why would you want a quilted shacket, you ask? You must be kinda dumb because a quilted shacket serves pretty much the exact same purpose as a quilted jacket, but for milder weather. I’m a big proponent of shirt jackets because I can’t stand carrying my coats around a fancy restaurant or some fucking museum. And no way I’m trusting my over-priced jacket to some surly coat check girl. SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND BOILED WOOL.

  • rye&rivet

    John Moy, bringin’ the fun like always.

  • rye&rivet

    Er, “Jon”. Don’t interpret that typo as anything less than the frazzled excitement of quilted shacket affection.