You Never Have To Say Anything Out Loud As Long As You’re On The Internet

Wow, this ts(s) messenger vest is so dope I’ll overlook the fact that the brand name has literally zero vowels in it. HOW DO I SAY THE NAME WHEN SOME STRUG BLOGGER ASKS ME MY FAVORITE COLLECTIONS OUT RIGHT NOW? THANK GOD I NEVER HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING OUT LOUD AS LONG AS I'M ON THE INTERNET. Regardless of pronunciation, this vest is the shiz. A bunch of giant ass pockets? AND A COOL ASS BACK POCKET? PIGMENT DYED? TWO-WAY ZIP CLOSURE? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I’M YELLING RIGHT NOW. SOMEONE WITH A SUGAR MOMMA PLEASE HAVE HER BUY THIS FOR ME ASAP.

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  • Cult of Personality

    why does gentry nyc use hobbits as their models

    • nick bockwinkel

      He aint a hobbit, he’s a fucking gnome!

  • Ekwinoks

    Don’t approve of him wearin those damn slippers