We Never Said Dressing On Trend Was Easy

Normally I associate Maharishi with camo, but these sweatpants caught ya boy's eye. They have a bit of a drop crotch, which is always good, unless you fart. I feel like drop crotches and long shirts and what not don't allow human flatulence to dissipate through your alphet quickly enough. So, no silent but deadlies in public, you guys. Or, super loud farts on the airplane that no one can hear because they're either sleeping, listening to music or have plugged up ears. I know, this wrinkle adds a whole new dimension to rare hemlines and drop crotches that you might not have thought about up until now. Deal with it. We never said dressing on trend was easy.

  • Mephisto

    that is not “slight”, that is a beiber-level crotch

  • kingleeroi

    why hasnt anyone tried to pull off Aladdin with these pants. . .