Never Assume Someone’s Wearing American Apparel

It’s getting hot out there, kids. Thankfully, we’re all allowed to wear T-shirts again, but no v-necks because v-necks are the sunglasses inside the club of tees. My grandpa’s preferred gear in the summer was a pocket tee and some slick chinos. He was a Marine and successfully opened and operated his own small business. Although, he would probably tell you to avoid wearing what looks like a hipster version of a lacrosse lanyard when wearing your favorite pocket tee. Unless you’re a lax bro. But then his advice would be to stop being a lax bro. Only, like, 3 percent of the population understands lacrosse. And all of them live in Connecticut and Maryland. Get these particular nonnative tees and then be super bummed when everyone assumes you got them from American Apparel.

  • nicolazaro

    confirmed as i live in ct now lol

  • Murph

    Except Syracuse, the best lax team in the country, resides in what state?

  • thom

    $102 US…