Mushroom Camo, Not Mushroom Cuts

From now on whenever the word mushroom is found anywhere on the Internet, it will forever be associated with Andrew Bynum and his probably-most-definitely bath salt induced haircut that assaulted our eyes this week. The weird part is this Bynum, er, mushroom camo topcoat by Welcome would probably still look good on you even with that Lego helmet haircut. Made almost entirely of wool with 10% nylon for good measure, this coat will most assuredly make you invisible to the opposite sex in case your ridiculous haircut hasn't done so already. It’s available now at Tres Bien for $560.