Moving Past Justification And Right Into Consumption

What could you possible need "yachting trousers" for? C’mon, what do you need running sneakers for? EXACTLY. Let’s move past justification and right into consumption. Instead of needing to have real, actual reasons for purchasing clothing, you just need to see something you like and BOOM in 5-7 business days the physical manifestation of your impulsiveness buy waiting on your doorstep, ready to remind you that you forgot to buy groceries and pay your cable bill this month. I like these trousers because of the reinforced seat, the overall relaxed look and the slightly elasticated waist. ELASTIC WAISTS ARE SO COMFORTABLE. Get the baby blue joints if you’re extra rich. We call that shade of blue "second home blue".

  • http://yachtclubhottub.tumblr.com/ prickasso

    That baby blue + that elastic waistband = 100EUR scrubs minus the top

  • VERSACEVERSACEVERSACE

    OH SHIT NOW I CAN PARK MY YACHT IN TRENDY PANTS