Molten Lava Cake

This Crescent Down Works down shirt is made from Pendleton Melton wool and filled with 100% goose down. I would wear quilted shirts like this, but I eat lots of trans fats and I really like ice cream and molten lava cakes, which means I look like the fucking Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when I rock gear like this. It’s okay though, so don't cry for me, Argentina. At first I was super bummed because quilted shackets seem really practica;, but then I remembered how delicious molten lava cakes. You see, THE CHOCOLATE MELTS OUT LIKE HOT LAVA. You have a decision to make and a very important one at that: Do you want hot chocolate lava in your mouth or quilted shirt jackets? We never said this #menswear shit was easy.

  • Ke’Aun Charles

    There’s no chocolate lava cake here. Why would you lie, Four Pins?

  • theneedledrap

    Decent to strong 6