Mermaid Blowjobs

Beams just went all sorts of crazy with these new Hawaiian shirts. It truly takes a label from Japan to put out shit this unabashedly outlandish. I'm pretty sure they're past the whole "nice shirt, bro, what are you, gay?" thing over there. These shirts are made from Rayon, meaning they're crazy smooth and will keep your ass breezy, making them perfect for attending boat parties and listening to my decidedly new favorite genre of music: "Mermaid Blowjobs". It's hard to describe the "MBJ" soundscape, but listen to this Mariah Carey remix to get a better idea of what talking I'm talking about.

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  • PierreCharles

    That Bodega wave..