How Many Distinguishing Features Do You Need?

Meet a hoodie from Bodega that is definitely different. It’s got that whole contrast texture thing going on, two individual pockets instead of one diesel kangaroo pocket, hiking lace-esque drawstrings and...I mean, fuck, how many distinguishing features do you need, homie? Anymore and you run the risk of being different for difference’s sake, like that time you argued with everyone in your Constitutional History class about libertarianism just because you were feeling argumentative that morning. Shout out to Bodega for carrying a "double extra-large" size option. I WISH THEY MADE DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE FRENCH FRIES. French fries are easily the best part of any meal they happen to be a part of. If you don’t eat all of the fries before you eat your hamburger you’re straight slipping.

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