Majestic Avian Species

Yo, this Common hat reminds me of those AMERICA FUCK YEAH 74 Oz. travel thermos mugs you can get at all the illest truck stops. You know, the ones that say shit like “These Colors Don’t Run.” Instead of being physically limited by a comically large travel mug, you can get your dose of majestic avian species with this guy. Next step? Some company needs to make T-shirts with Calvin pissing on Hermes and Chanel logos. SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE MAKES MONEY DOING THIS BET IMA HIT THE SWAGGERJACK SWTICH ON YOUR ASS UNLESS YOU SEND ME SOME FREE JOINTS.