Magical Price Increasing Leather

Hey guys, do you remember the Horween Leather Company based in Chicago that every blogger and they moms used to talk about? Their leather has the amazing quality of increasing the price of whatever it’s made into. The people over the pond at Clarks Originals aren’t dummies and realized they needed to get their hands on some of that shit. Born from this team up are two pairs of Wallabees and three pairs of desert boots. I call dibs on the tan grain Wallows. So, just buy your second choice. Remember, I called dibs. If you like the tan wallows, you have no choice but to admit that I INFLUENCED you. MUAHAHAHAHA! That’s my evil genius laughter onomatopoeia.

  • RoctimusGrime

    Now if Clarks could only stay away from the Fake Crepe made in China soles… I would never buy a pair of those and looking at them are a disgrace to Wallys everywhere.