MADE Kids Is Terrible Streetwear For Children (And The Awful Parents Who Dress Them)

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In the days of North West being as much a fashion icon as she is an actual baby, children's clothing has become a burgeoning market for parents who love to live vicariously through their kids. And, sometimes, Gap Kids and Oshkosh B'Gosh will simply not satisfy the agenda. This is where MADE Kids comes in.

Thanks to the The Hundreds, we have an interview with the dudes dropping leather leggings for boys. I don't know about you, but every time I see little Air Jordans I can't help but think of how quickly these children will grow out of them. The same goes for clothing. But there is apparently a huge market for this shit, considering that MADE Kids actually showed at Agenda this year.

This shit is pretty insane. Granted, at least one part of the brand's philosophy makes sense: They only make clothes for kids 11-years-old and younger because once you hit 13 or so, you actually begin to care about what you wear. So, props on that. But non-props on EVERYTHING ELSE.

Of course, all this shit is for parents and parents alone. Kids, for the most part, don't get to choose what they wear. They're simply arbiters of their parents' terrible taste in fashion. The kids forced to wear this type of shit are the ones so uncomfortable at the grocery store with their mom, that when they complain about it they get shushed in public. Congrats on wasting money on turning your children into what basically amounts to bite-sized fuccbois. This nonsense is just straight up embarrassing. So much for letting kids be, well, KIDS. Guys, if you're ever lucky (or unfortunate?) enough to have children, please do not dress them in child-sized streetwear. I think that goes without saying.

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