Super Butch Outfits Ruined By Iced Lattes

According to the women in my life, lots of girls are apparently now copping Depression-era farmwears and making them look all sexy and shit with suede ankle boots and sideboob, so I'm on board with all that. But for us dudes, overalls aren't ever gonna look cool unless you're Japanese (meaning you can make anything look cool) or Complex Sneakers editor Russ Bengtson, who already looks like a fucking Duck Dynasty cast member, so, really, camo overalls just complete the look. But that's why racing suits exist. Particularly, ones done up in minimalist colors and luxe wool-linen blends like this guy from Ah-Pay-Say. Come springtime, wear it like a pair of pants and tie the top part around your waist with a white T-shirt. Girls will do a double take, thinking you're some sort of super butch, rugged ass mechanic before seeing an iced latte in your hand.

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  • Cult of Personality

    some dude in Her was wearing that crap