Macho Oeuvre

Yo, you have to buy these Hemingway T-shirts. When someone asks you who that weird white guy on your shirt is get all huffy and elitist and be like, “YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HEMINGWAY IS, YOU PHILISTINE?” Don't fret if their follow up is along the lines of, "Oh, Hemingway! Love it!” Get all huffy and elitist once again and hit 'em with the, “Sure, I really liked Hills Like White Elephants, but sometimes his macho oeuvre can get old.” If there’s one thing college you should learn in college, it’s a snobby position on American authors.