Luchadores Wearing Bape In 2005

Adidas and Opening Ceremony teamed up to make this sweatshirt that looks like a luchadores costume crossed with a BAPE hoodie from 2005, which means a part of you hates it and another part of you is probably uncomfortably into it. I would wear this balaclava crew to rob banks. Everyone would be so distracted by the garish '70s color scheme and weird built-in balaclava type thing that they’d fail to notice my distinguishing features, ensuring my escape. What would I do with my ill-gotten gains? I’ll let you know when I get some.