Looking Like The Repaired Crotch Of Your Favorite Jeans

Damn Blue Blue Japan, I am really into your extremely simple, extremely basic ass basics. A pure indigo dyed baseball tee? FUCK YEAH, HOMIES. I’m only going to dress monochromatically from now on. Preferably in shades of indigo. Dad jeans, navy jacket, indigo tee, oh man, I am going to look amazing. Or like the repaired crotch of your favorite jeans. Either way, influencers will say my personal style is "directional" and various, empty platitudes of a similar nature.