Legit Nonchalance And Expensive Pool Accessories Will Always Overcome A Spare Tire

Stampd released some towels just in time for the hottest part of the summer. Murdered out American flags are how you attract girls who wear unitards from American Apparel who shop for quinoa at Whole Foods. It’s pretty much a scientific fact. So throw on your spendy swim trunks, lay one of these bad boys down on the pool deck and just act like you don’t give a single fuck about your towel being the most scorching piece of fabric in the entire solar system. Don't have nice abs? Who cares? Legit nonchalance and expensive pool accessories will always overcome a spare tire.

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