Laughed Out Of The Ethnic Food Spot

Dawgs, do you still have a pristine pair of Timbs that you bought at Footaction just cooling in your closet? Yeah, you bust out some brand new Timbs and some brand new tight-baggy jeans and you'll be laughed all the way out of the ethnic food spot you think you "discovered" and take all your out of town friends, so you can impress them by ordering the three things on the menu that you've taken to the time to Google Translate. Instead, just get these Viberg scout boots. 6" height, thick ass, weird ass Vibram sole, rough out calf upper AND complimentary leather balm? FOOTACTION BARELY EVEN GIVES ME A FUCKING SHOPPING BAG WHEN I COP SOMETHING.

  • Nerd

    id rather spend that thousand dollars at the ethnic food joint over a period of 2 years, gradually earning their trust so when i bring my out of town friendz to the ethnic food joint, the ethnic food joint staff and owner would holla at me like i was little finger from game of thrones and i would appear much more ethnic and loved than if i was to wear these v average but overpriced MADE IN CANADA fuckin boots

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      So basically you’re going to spend $9.61 a week for 104 weeks. Seems you have a great concept of value.

      • Nerd

        im jewish homie dont even say the word value to me i will rip the wallet out of ur pants via ur fuckin chest cavity

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          So what’s your stance on Palestinian food…?