Laughable Premises

Oliver Spencer makes these biking gloves. The only biking gloves I know about are those ones that have the fingers cut off and have, like, Bianchi or some other Italian dude's name printed all over them, but I suppose you could use these lambswool gloves to ride a bike. Instead though, why don’t you just wear them when your fingers get too cold this winter and call it a day? We all know you’re not gonna ride your fucking bike in the winter anyway. That premise is laughable. But you will artfully place these gloves in your chest pocket when you think you see Tommy creepin'. Or some other street style photographer that you don’t give a shit about about until they publish a photo of you and then, ALL OF A SUDDEN, they’re super talented and important!

  • bob

    Riding bikes in the winter is awesome, all the idiots on divvy bikes and fixed gears disappear.

    • HL Merkin

      no idea what a divvy bike is, but riding bikes in winter IS awesome.

      • DTV

        Divvy is Chicago’s bike sharing system. Similar to Citi Bike and Hubway.

  • jadin

    why is every post on four pins douchey and sarcastic ?