Kids Have It Too Easy Today

Murdered out Old Skools? Yes please. I remember back in the day we were out here using sharpies to color in that Vans swoosh looking ass thing. Now all you gotta do is order these Vans from Tres Bien? Shit, you kids have it too easy today. Why order an American shoe from Tres Bien? YOU DON’T QUESTION IT WHEN IT’S A TIER ZERO NIKE RELEASE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. The Internet has basically erased all international borders anyways. I mean, I’m basically Japanese now based on my browsing habits alone. I’M SO FUCKING KAWAII NOW, YOU GUYS.

Editor's Note: These are actually available on Vans' website for $55.