Just Kidding

Do you have a friend that went to Harvard? Are they annoyingly humble about it and never bring it up? Yeah, I know, I hate their well-adjusted, non-bragging, intelligent asses too. Just do what I do and bring it up all the time to embarrass them. Like when you’re at a bar, just blurt out, “KEVIN WENT TO HARVARD.” It works every time. If you are a just finishing up college this year, please get these sweatshirts and hoodies for your parents. Fold them so it just shows the “HARVARD LAW” part in the box. The look of excitement, pride and happiness will only be matched by your father going to the garage and starting the car when he sees the entire thing. Also, buy your dad a tank top because dads love tank tops, right?