Jurassic Socks

Everyone should own 100% cashmere socks, just like everyone should be able to extract dinosaur DNA and RNA out of fossilized mosquito amber for the purposes of cloning. Meaning, if you have the financial means you are doing yourself a disservice if you don't pursue your options. Like, why not? And the only thing that'll make you sweat more than a pack of hungry Velociraptors learning how to open doors is a pair of $200 cashmere socks.