Jordan Retros For Kids Who Went To Private School

Do you fucks wit Nike Air Tech Challenge II's? Actually, let's rewind. Do you fucks wit tennis? If you answered yes, then ironically you probably DON'T fucks wit Agassi signatures because your ass is too worried about your backhand when you should be more concerned with neon short shorts, bandanas and tons of drugs. But don't worry because these sneakers are about to be re-released as some sort of upper middle class Jordan retro. These are J's for kids who went to private school—kids with hyphenated last names. Also, a fun fact: Air Tech Challenge II's have the same sole unit as another popular sneaker that goes by the name of Air Yeezy 2. The above colorway is not yet for sale, but all signs point to these hitting Nike accounts sometime soon.

  • http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/category/kicks/ Ben Berry

    an engaging write-up; salute.

  • TJ

    They remind me more of air yeezy’s for Dad’s who wear mom jeans